Learn Eton to talk to Cameroons

It isn’t just David Cameron’s followers who have to learn an obscure language (“fagging”, “slack bobs”, “beaks” and “divs”). Dan Hannan, the eurosceptic Tory MEP, points out that in part of Cameroon, the country, they actually speak a language called Eton. I recommend learning the rituals of the posh school if you want to get ahead under the next government, rather than visiting Yaoundé.

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