Oh the disappointment. You receive an e-mail from one of the world’s greatest business schools, telling you that you have been accepted into next year’s full-time MBA course.
And then – disaster. It turns out that the e-mail was sent in error. You and 49 other sorry MBA wannabes have been misled. All you can do now is cry into your cornflakes.
This is the sad tale of the Kellogg school of management at Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. The school has made sure that Christmas 2008 is one that 50 young people will never forget.
Over 5,000 aspiring MBA students applied last year for the two-year Kellogg course, steeling themselves for annual fees of $46,791. The only consolation for the 50 rejected candidates is getting their $235 application fee back.
MBAs tend to become even more popular in downturns. That investment banking job has gone – why not spend the severance pay on upskilling and increasing your employability (and market value) just in time for the recovery? That’s the business logic, anyway. I’m sure the unlucky 50 will find another academic home somewhere else.
But you really do have to be careful how you break news to people. Remember the time that Cohen dropped dead in the office, and Shapiro was sent to pass on the tragic information?
He approached the Cohen household and knocked at the door.
“Widow Cohen?” he asked, as the door opened.
“Waddya mean ‘widow’?!” cried the startled and indignant lady. “I’m Mrs Cohen! I’m not a widow!”
“Wanna bet?”