Crazy rumour of the night: Will Lewis to work for the Tories

This is utterly unsubstantiated and therefore to be taken with a huge pinch of salt. But if David Cameron is the next prime minister, who better to be his official spokesman than journalistic human tornado Will Lewis – who is currently out of work after several years as editor of the Telegraph group. The theory is given extra spice by the fact that his more straight-laced brother Simon was Gordon Brown’s spin doctor. Then again, the smart money is probably on Will to end up at a Murdoch publication.