Will DD’s office be big enough for all his friends?

David Davis is busy stocking up for Westminster’s underground party of the year.

Here’s the invitation freshly sent out to a select group of likeminded troublemakers:

Thank your for supporting the motion on prisoner voting last week.

It has been a long time since four newspapers have carried front pages being flattering about Members of Parliament.

We thought we’d have a little drinks party for everybody who supported the motion.

The evening will take place on XXXXX in Room XX Portcullis House

DD

Little drinks party? For all 234 MPs who voted for the motion? Is there a room in Portcullis big enough for all DD’s new comrades in arms?