What to make of Alistair Darling and his sunny forecasts? It takes an exceptional orator to combine such dour delivery with such optimistic content.
Last time I looked, the stock market had collapsed by about 15 per cent, house prices had fallen four months in a row and mortgage applications had slumped.
But the Chancellor of the Exchequer still takes a rose-tinted view of how things are going. To hear him in his first Budget today, it was almost as if he was discussing another country; and I don’t mean Scotland.
“Uniquely placed to succeed in the global economy,” he droned. “Better placed than any other global economy….pre-eminent world financial centre…”
You could be forgiven for thinking that Great Britain was a fortress and every other country - in the US, Europe, Asia - were mere sandcastles, reduced to nothing by a few sub-prime waves.
Page 149 of the Red Book has more of this: “Box 4: Resilience of the UK economy” describes the ”improved resilience” of Britain and how it survived the Asian crisis of 1997, the Russian debt crisis of 1998, the terrorist attacks of 9/11, etc (all of which happened to other countries).
“The UK (was) estimated to have been the most resilient of the economies studied in the latter period (of 1994-2005),” it said.
Mocking Mr Darling’s confidence may be dangerous, given that the Treasury has beaten most economic forecasters since Labour came to power in 1997.
But why the apparent complacency about the UK housing market, where plenty of “sub-prime” lending has been going on unchecked in recent years?
Another weighty document published today by the Treasury - “Housing Finance Review: analysis and proposals” - makes for a rather serious read. Though lacking in sensationalism, it spells out the consequences of the credit crunch for Britain’s mortgage market. Answer: very bad.
Page 61 has an illuminating chart which shows typical lending rates in different countries around the world. Loan to value ratios range from 55 per cent in Italy, 67 per cent in France and 65 per cent in Canada to - at the most extreme - 80 per cent in two countries.
Can you guess which?
The US (where falling house prices have sparked a global panic). And the UK.
The small print of the Red Book does have a few signals about what the government really thinks. It expects revenues from stamp duty, capital gains and inheritance tax all in the next financial year, partly thanks to “sluggish or flat house price growth”. The fact that it is lifting its borrowing targets is another clue.