But, incredible as it sounds, someone in Downing Street thought this idea was worth investigating.
For a couple of weeks, officials in Paris and London were busily working on a plan to bring Nicolas Sarkozy and David Cameron together on the deck of a carrier.
Team Cameron thought it would provide a splendid backdrop that emphasised the strengthened Anglo-French military ties.
But finding the right spot proved tricky.
The most practical option was Ark Royal, which is based in Portsmouth. With impeccable timing, I’m told the Downing Street location scouts paid a visit within days of the Ark Royal crew being told the ship was to be scrapped. Cameron’s emissaries were, understandably, not given the warmest reception.
If this mini-blunder does highlight anything, it is the weakness of Cameron’s position. Read more